Don't make out with my wife yet
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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