Pregnant stripper...not hot.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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