yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Randomize
