yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
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