Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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