I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I think a kid would responsible me up
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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