We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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