just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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