sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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