Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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