So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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