So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
