We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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