Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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