marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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