i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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