is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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