This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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