who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I have fence marks all over my body
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