i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
the night ended with taco bell and tears
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
We had sex on a dog bed..
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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