I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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