im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
my being single is dangerous.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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