there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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