He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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