chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
