They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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