She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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