I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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