sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
ok first of all what the fuck
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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