Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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