Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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