just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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