: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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