Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
The best revenge is premature balding
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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