So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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