Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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