I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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