you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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