so that wasnt chicken after all
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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