i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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