Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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