theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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