Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
porn star boner night. come get it.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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