You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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