Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
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