The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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