And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
So much Jack, so little girl.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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