East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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