I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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