Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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